Adult book review: A Girl's Guide to Vampires (Dark Ones #1) by Katie MacAlister
Mass Market Paperback: 400 pages Publisher: Avon; Reissue edition (December 28, 2010) Summary: Joy Randall's Top 5 Tips for Vampire Hunters: 1) Location, location, location. Vampires won't be caught dead (ha!) in places like discos, ten-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker. 2) Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire. 3) No matter how tempting it might be, do not "accidentally" acquire a paper cut on your finger and suggest your vampire kiss it to make it better. 4) Play it cool. Don't offer to accompany your prince of the night on the talk-show circuit, and whatever you do, don't offer him your heart! 5) Most of all, remember: being a vampire is nothing to laugh about. My review: When I need a break from the deeper and darker vampires created by some of my favorite adult aut...